Nothing says loving like junk mail. Which reminds me, I've got tons of mail to go through.

So, this got posted somewhere... for me to read:

Ok, The rules are:
1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're been tagged

Notice Rule 5. I have no comments telling me about this, so I plan on abusing the rules as I see fit.

NEW RULES!
1. Change these rules. These rules don't work for me, why should they work for you?
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random "facts". "Facts" should be statements, and shouldn't be limited by the truth or reality. Lets be honest... if people cared, they would ask. Emo is bad. Entertaining Emo is hilarious.
3. Tags should be closed. Seriously, this is a rule of the web. CLOSE YOUR DAMN TAGS!
4. Rule4 has been removed due to budget constraints.
5. Go to here [link] and realize that while I'm having fun writing this, and your having fun reading this... there are children in the USA being physically, emotionally, and sexually abused today. But its tax free, so that makes it OK.

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1) I have been Times Person of the Year twice. Joseph Stalin, George Marshall, Harry S. Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Deng Xiaoping, Mikhail Gorbachev, Bill Clinton, and GWBush have also been Time's Person of the Year twice. Franklin D. Roosevelt has been Time's Person of the Year three times. Adolf Hitler almost won Time's Person of the Century, but felt the public backlash wouldn't be worth it.

2) Once, I started a fight with George Patton. He kicked my arse so hard that I died, and when I was born again I was still ugly.

3) When I have the time, I plan events that have students running around campus shooting each other. So far, they have all been very successful.

4) I'm a Sub-Commander in the 4th Marcabian invasion fleet. Sadly someone has misplaced the existance of the 4th & 5th Marcabian invasion fleets, so the pay is crap. But I get a free Vulcan, so it can't be that bad.

5) I herd cats for fun. Maybe, some day, for profit,

6) I can confirm that I do, in fact, Party Hard!

7) While I love this meme [link] , I really hate it too.

8) I am unable to count to 8, this is why there is no tag number 8